昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑地接待了…… 前台小姐:“Hello.”(你好!) 老外:“Hi.”(你好!) 前台小姐:“You have what thing?”(你有什么事?) 老外:“Can you speak english?”(你会说英语吗?) 前台小姐:“If I not speak english, I am speaking what?”(如果我不会说英语,我在说什么呢?)
前台小姐:“Hello.”(你好!)
老外:“Hi.”(你好!)
前台小姐:“You have what thing?”(你有什么事?)
老外:“Can you speak english?”(你会说英语吗?)
前台小姐:“If I not speak english, I am speaking what?”(如果我不会说英语,我在说什么呢?)
老外:“Can anybody else speak english?”(有其他人会说英语吗?)
前台小姐:“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”(你自己看看,大家都在玩,没人有时间,能等你就等;不等你就走!)
老外:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?”(天啊!这里有人会说英语吗?)
前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?”(喊什么喊?安静一会儿,你到底有什么事?)
老外:“I want to speak to your head.”(我想和你的头儿说话)
前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!”(头不在,你明天来吧!)