史上最强的中国式英语! 　　
　　1． we two who and who？
　　咱俩谁跟谁阿
　　2． how are you ? how old are you?
　　怎么是你，怎么老是你？
　　3． you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
　　你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
　　4． you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers together!
　　你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
　　5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
　　有事起奏，无事退朝
　　7． You Give Me Stop!!
　　你给我站住！
　　8． know is know noknow is noknow
　　知之为知之，不知为不知…
　　9． WATCH SISTER
　　表妹
　　10． American Chinese not enough
　　美中不足
　　11． heart flower angry open
　　心花怒放
　　12． go past no mistake past
　　走过路过，不要错过
　　13． 小明：I am sorry!
　　老外：I am sorry too!
　　小明：I am sorry three!
　　老外：What are you sorry for?
　　小明：I am sorry five!
　　14． If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
　　要钱没有，要命一条
　　15． I call Li old big. toyear 25.
　　我叫李老大，今年25。
　　16． you have two down son。
　　你有两下子。
　　17． as far as you go to die
　　有多远，死多远！！！！